Crooked Cactus Tex-Mex Kitchen & Margarita Bar Opens in Seminyak

Desperadoes in urgent need of a margarita and taco fix at Rosalita’s Cantina will now find Crooked Cactus Tex-Mex Kitchen & Margarita Bar – Bali’s Seminyak’s newest Tex-Mex eatery and tequileria standing in the same location.

Every restaurant needs a host. Crooked Cactus somehow ended up with a coyote.

A shadowy character who identifies himself with the alias “Clive the Coyote,” Crooked Cactus Tex-Mex Kitchen & Margarita Bar pledges to bring tacos, Margaritas, and more than a little mischief to Seminyak Square.

“Clive the Coyote”
at Crooked Cactus, Bali

Clive is Crooked Cactus’ resident troublemaker, bad influence, and self-appointed authority on tacos and Margaritas.

Clive can usually be found stealing tacos, annoying the staff, and finding creative interpretations of the weekly promotions.

Management has tried talking to Clive. But, alas, Clive is management.

In any case, tacos are hitting the tables, Margaritas are being shaken, and Clive the Coyote is already causing trouble. Open daily from 10:00 am until 10:00 pm.

Crooked Cactus is made for relaxed lunches, family meals, afternoon Margaritas, dinner with friends, and lively nights out.

Clive is kept on a short leash by a seasoned hospitality professional, Aditya Ananda, who serves as Crooked Cactus General Manager and claims that managing both Clive and Bali’s newest Tex-Mex establishment is all about creating a restaurant focused more on the plate: food, margaritas, music, people, and fun —all under one roof.

“We wanted Crooked Cactus to be somewhere people come for great Tex-Mex and Margaritas, but remember us because they genuinely had fun,” says Aditya. Adding: “Whether it’s Taco Tuesday, Crooked Hour, a live Mariachi Band, a live band, or just Clive causing trouble, there should always be something happening.”

In keeping with Aditya’s vision, every day at Crooked Cactus Tex-Mex Kitchen & Margarita Bar is constructed around fun, food, drink, and music.

Here’s the weekly drill:

Monday – “Margarita Mondays”  2-for-1 Classic Margaritas all day long

Tuesday – “Taco Tuesdays” All Tacos 2-for-1 or 4-for-2 Tacos, except Birria Tacos

Wednesday – “Hump Wednesdays” – 2-for-1 Rum Cocktails, all day long

Thursday – “Tequila Thursdays” – 2-for-1 Selected Tequila Shots, all day long

Friday – “Fiesta Friday” – 6 Cocktails Shot Tray Only Rp. 100,000 7:00-8:00 pm

Saturday – “Fiesta Saturday” – 1-Meter-Long Burrito, enough to feed an entire family Rp. 390,000 ++

Sunday – Family Funday Sundays –  Kids age 12 and under eat free

Dads 2-for-1 Prost Beer

Mums 2-for-1 Rum Cocktails

DAILY: 5:55 pm “Crooked Hour” with complimentary Margarita samples.

THURSDAY thru SATURDAY – Live music 1:00 pm – 4:00 pm

FRIDAY & SATURDAY – Live Mariachi Band. 6:000 pm – 9:00 pm

The menu brings together Tex-Mex favorites, including Tacos, Burritos, Quesadillas, Nachos, and Enchiladas, alongside Burgers, Pork Ribs, Salads, and dishes made for sharing.

At the heart of the restaurant is the Margarita Bar, serving ice-cold Classic Margaritas, signature creations, and Jumbo Margaritas, along with cocktails, beers, smoothies, milkshakes, and non-alcoholic drinks.

At Crooked Cactus, the philosophy is simple: good food, cold drinks and a good time.

CROOKED CACTUS

Tex-Mex Kitchen & Margarita Bar

Ground Floor, Seminyak Square, Jalan Kayu Aya 100, Seminyak, Bali

Location on Google Maps

OPEN DAILY: 10:00 am – 10:00 pm

LIVE BANDS: Thursday–Saturday | 1:00 pm – 4:00 pm

LIVE MARIACHI: Friday & Saturday | 6:00 pm – 9:00 pm

CROOKED HOUR: Every Day | 5:55 pm

WhatsApp: +62 852 1895 8742

Come hungry. Stay for the Margaritas. Blame Clive for everything after that.

To quote Clive the Coyote: “Let’s Get Crooked!”

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